Yeah that’s me bent over the living room chair while you’re wrapping it up and slipping it in me. Slow strokes to start before he arrives. Now he’s home and gets out of his truck, go a bit faster. He’s approaching the front door, go faster still. The door knob turns, now pound it and make me get loud! I can’t wait to see the look on his face! Yes, this is very real! No, he’s definitely not going to be mad or flip out.